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Standard I swear to God he levitated

I have a friend who I've known since I was really small. One day, when he was six, I was at the home of his when he got it absolutely god awful stomach pain. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. So, his mom has taken him to the doctor's office, where the doctor took one look and said to her to take him to the ER. She feared a thing along the collections of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip probably the loudest, most potent fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We assumed the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a decent 30 seconds of intense farting, he were at the mom of his and said, "I feel all much better now!"
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